Oh, the old Yo Mama jokes aye. Offensive, nasty, and overused. But for some immature reason, they’re still pretty damn funny.
No mature adult should say these Yo Mama jokes out loud, let alone to your Mama or another person’s Mama. After all Mama’s are the best! Why would we insult the woman who gave us life?
The jokes you’re about to read might trigger those courtyard bullies when you were at school, or they might make you laugh. Hell, they might even make ya Mama laugh!
25 Yo Mama Jokes!
1. Yo Mama so fat, it says to be continued, when she weighs herself.
2. Yo Mama so dumb, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it
3. Yo Mama so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
4. Yo Mama so ugly: she once scared a blind kid.
5. Yo Mama so fat, I took a picture with her last year and it’s still printing.
6. Yo Mama so clumsy, she makes Humpty Dumpty look like gymnastics.
7. Yo Mama so dirty, she makes mud look clean.
8. Yo Mama so lazy, she has a remote control to operate her remote!
9. Yo Mama so fat, the truck had to take gas three times to run her over.
10. Yo Mama so lazy she sticks her nose out the window and lets the wind blow it.
11. Yo Mama is so stupid that when burglars stole her T.V, she ran after them to give them the remote as well.
12. Yo Mama so old, she had a dinosaur as a pet.
13. Yo Mama so fat, her navel has an echo.
14. Yo Mama is so fat that when she walks past the T.V, I miss 5 episodes of Game Of Thrones.
15. Yo Mama is so stupid she can’t dial 911 because she can’t find the 11 button.
16. Yo Mama’s so fat her car has stretch marks!
17. Yo Mama so stupid she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
18. Yo Mama so ugly her birth certificate has an apology letter on it.
19. Yo Mama so cray she tried to screw an ATM machine for money!
20. Yo Mama so hairy, she shaves with a weed wacker.
21. Yo Mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
22. Yo Mama so poor she has to recycle her toilet paper.
23. Yo Mama is so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where the Daddy has two jobs!
24. Yo Mama so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
25. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
We hope you enjoyed these funny Yo Mama jokes and that ya Mama didn’t get offended. Because Mama… we love you!
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Emmy is the founder and content writer at woopdedo. With a background in the performing arts, she then had a career working on cruise ships, until she decided to return to NZ where she spends most of her time storytelling and freelance writing. You can contact her on the social media links below or visit the work with us page.
